The Ultimate Medical Condition

The Ultimate Medical Condition is a fusion of all the medical conditions in the entire universe. It is classified as and also called The Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890 Disease. Patients with this disease can experience PAIN THAT HURTS WAY BEYOND HEART ATTACKS AND LABOR PAINS. Patients will also have seizures, hallucinations, nausea, vomiting, extreme pain over the body, extreme mood swings and extreme bipolar disorder. Patients can also see the background spinning around them and can also spiral out of control and laugh and cry and get panic attacks. The patient can also die and then resurrect 20 seconds later and suffer the same symptoms. Patients can experience extreme chills and body aches. The condition lasts forever. Even anesthesia and hospitalization is unable to treat it. The only way to manage symptoms is to make the patient burn and freeze and get electrocuted and stoned with rocks at the same time, since the four elements are fire, water, earth, and air. Sending the patient to outer space without a spacesuit is the only way to eliminate all the symptoms of this horrendous and devastating medical condition.